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That milk you got makes me (so thirsty) by Baby-Drinks-A-Lot

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I like Mama's milk and I cannot lie
You other babies can't deny
That when a mom walks in at a super rapid pace
And brings that milk right to your face


You get sprung, want to eat enough
'Cause you notice those things were stuffed
Up in that shirt she's wearing
You're hooked and you can't stop staring


Oh Mama, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My baby friends tried to warn me
But with that milk you got makes (me so thirsty)


Ooh, you've got some smooth skin
You say you wanna fit in your old jeans?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause I'm breastfeedin' groupie


You've got me trancin'
I've got you prancin'
I'm leakin', you're wet,
But we keep goin' like a turbo 'Vette


I'm tired of other babies
Sayin' formula is the thing
Take the average baby and ask him that
She gotta keep milk up in front pack


So, Babies (Yeah) Babies (Yeah)
Has your mama got the milk? (Heck yeah)


Tell her to squeeze it (Squeeze it) Squeeze it (Squeeze it)
Squeeze that healthy breast
Mama's got milk.

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a fit
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal


I want to get you home
And drink, double-up, drink, drink


I ain't talkin' bout being coy
'Cause mama's parts aren't made to be a toy


I want 'em real full and yummy
So find that mama's tummy


And don't be too much trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble


A word to all the mamas' sistahs, your babies will wanna get with ya
They may bite or pinch ya


But I gotta be straight when I say they want to drink
Til the break of dawn
Mama got it goin' on

Some babies won't like this song
'Cause them babies like to drink it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play


'Cause I'm thirsty, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the breastfeedin' on


So, Mamas (yeah) Mamas (yeah)
If you want to feed your baby (yeah)
Then turn around, stick em out
When your baby gives a shout
Mama's got milk

Breastfeed or formula feed, who the heck cares.

I did both.

JUST FEED THE BABIES!

This piece originally appeared on the Facebook page for jthreeNMe and was later republished by Love What Matters.

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