I’ve been quiet on here lately.

I wish I had some big reason as to why but honestly it’s because I’ve been home with my kids for the past few months simply trying to keep them alive.

But that ends today.

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Today there will be no screaming, crying, pitching fits, foot stomping, or incoherent mumbling. I will serve zero snacks. I will watch tv shows with bad words in them.

I’m a firm believer that if you don’t need a break from your kids then you aren’t spending enough time with them. (I said what I said ).

Pre-k teachers deserve all the money in the world. They are literal angels on earth teaching my babies all the things I don’t have the patience or energy for. There is nothing better than people that love on your babies.

Today if you need me, then no you don’t. I will be asleep for the next 5 hours. I need to recover.

Godspeed pre-K teachers. Sorry about my mildly feral hooligans. Love ya!

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