1. Say something again and you give me a dollar.
2. I do not want to hear you speak.
3. One more word and I am taking every bit of money in your bag.
4. That's a dollar.
5. Stop crying and I'll start over.
6. Do you see that ambulance? That is someone in terrible pain.
7. We were doing to go to Busch Gardens this weekend, but y'all have been too bad.
8. I'm going to beat the you know what out of you (yes, I used the s word.)
9. I'm throwing the iPad out that window.
10. Ask someone else.
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