Of course things change when you have a child. It seems as if a tiny piece of yourself is living outside of your body. It is a precious and amazing time. You also learn that there are things that you never imagined yourself saying, that come out of your mouth.

Here are some of my favorites:

1. Why did you pee on the floor?

2. Don't eat the food off of the floor.

3. Poop goes in the potty, not on the walls.

4. Boogers are NOT delicious.

5. It is not polite to stand on people.

6. Don't touch people you don't know.

7.Dog food is for dogs. Not for kids.

8. No, I cannot put the banana back together.

9. Let's not talk about vaginas at dinner, ok?

10. It's not appropriate to tell your teacher that Mommy drinks wine and Daddy drinks milk.

Kids! Gotta love em.

Xo,

Christy